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5.) All in the Family
CBS,   1971-83
Based on a hit Brit series, "All in the Family" introduced the first openly dysfunctional family on TV. No longer were TV families the envy of audiences. Archie and Edith Bunker (Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton) were more like the American every man than had ever been depicted on TV. Norman Lear's series was the first blue-collar (not "Roseanne," contrary to popular belief), hilariously relatable sitcom. The epitome of politically incorrect, Bunker was the outspoken, foot-in-mouth any guy whose job and neighborhood were being "taken over" by immigrants, homosexuals and, according to him, other "undesirables." Soon to be seen again on cable, it spawned the spin-offs "The Jeffersons," "Maude," "Gloria" and "Archie Bunker's Place."

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4.) M*A*S*H
CBS,   1972-83
The series ran longer than the war it depicted, and it's impact on the television viewing audience may, fortunately or unfortunately, be more significant than the Korean war. The stories of the doctors, nurses, patients and administrators of the 4077th brought both comedy and pathos into the viewing audiences homes. The sitcom from Larry Gelbart broke many traditions and set many new standards. It also was one of those rare occasions when the series was better than the movie. The series effectively made cast transitions and introduced a whole new concept to the meaning of television comedy - the introduction of the (occasional) dramedy.

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3.) The Andy Griffith Show
CBS,
   1960-68
A look at life at small-town life in Mayberry, North Carolina. The local sheriff, Andy Taylor (Griffith), kept peace among the locals, while trying to raise young Opie (Ron Howard) without a mother. Among the town's many unique characters were Taylor's over-zealous deputy, Barney Fife (Don Knotts), and the almost-always happy gas station attendant Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors).

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2.) I Love Lucy
CBS,   1951-61
I bet you this is the first top ten greatest tv shows list where Lucy isn't numero uno, but I believe that Lucy isn't as good as my number one pick.Still, everyone throughout the world loves Lucy. Still syndicated internationally, Lucille Ball, then-husband Desi Arnaz as the Ricardos and their sidekicks William Frawley and Vivan Vance as the Mertzes, continue to live on in infamy. Ball and her cohorts set the standard for what all situation comedies to come would and should aspire to, as the landmark series chronicled the antics of the housewife, her Cuban bandleader husband and their friends, neighbors and landlords, the Mertzes. Make a reference to the grape-stomping episode, the trip to Hollywood season and many more -- and even infrequent TV viewers will know what you're talking about.

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1.) Cheers
NBC,   1983-93

Welcome to a bar called Cheers, a Boston hangout where everybody knows your name, is always glad you came, and never nags you about taking out the garbage. Cheers wasnt just a loafers paradise; it was a sitcom lovers dream, and it became one of the most popular TV comedies of all time.

The title bar was run by ex-Boston Red Sox pitcher Sam Mayday Malone, a former alcoholic who felt confident enough in his total recovery to manage a bar. Sams former Red Sox coach Ernie Coach Pantusso worked behind the bar, and spitfire waitress Carla Tortelli carted the drinks out to regulars like accountant Norm Peterson and mailman Cliff Clavin. In the debut episode, the staff got a new member in would-be novelist Diane Chambers, who took a waitressing job after her fiancé abandoned her.

Nearly all of the shows scenes took place in the confines of the bar, but the comedy was never cramped. The verbal gags flew fast and thick: Sam was a notorious (and quite successful) womanizer, Diane was an intellectual snob, Carla was a single mother of six and Dianes earthy arch-nemesis, Coach was a loveable dimwit with plenty of stories to tell, Cliff had an encyclopedic knowledge of useless facts, and the beerhound Norm was so popular that the other patrons shouted his name every time he came in the door. The sexual tension between Sam and Diane was an ongoing story, and by the start of the second season the two were an item.

Actually, Cheers was lucky even to get a second season. One of the most famous slow starters in TV history, Cheers actually ranked briefly at the bottom of all programs in its first season, but NBCs head office decided to stick with the show. The gamble paid off in earnest in the fall of 1984, when a Cheers slot sandwiched between The Cosby Show, Family Ties, Night Court and Hill Street Blues helped turn Thursday nights into the original NBC Must-See TV lineup. By the mid-80s, Cheers was a ratings powerhouse and a perennial Emmy favorite (two-time Outstanding Comedy Series winner, and no less than six different actors won lead or supporting acting statues).

Around the time Cheers started climbing the ratings charts, Diane dumped Sam in favor of stuffy, neurotic psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane. The two nearly married, but Diane jilted the doctor, who settled for becoming another regular Cheers barfly. Not long thereafter, actor Nicholas Colasanto (Coach) passed away, a fact that the show dealt with in a heartfelt farewell. To fill the dopey void, in came new bartender Woody Boyd, a naïve Indiana boy with a good heart.

Sam and Diane had an on-and-off romance through the end of the 1986-87 season, and the two headed for the altar in the season finale. But after finding out that a publisher was interested in her long-forgotten manuscript, Diane jilted Sam, promising shed be back. Sam knew better (and the audience knew that actress Shelley Long had decided to leave the show), and rather than hang around moping, he sold his interest in Cheers, bought a sailboat, and set off to sail around the world.

The voyage came to an abrupt end when Sams boat sank, and the former Cheers owner/manager returned to his bar as a bartender. The new owner was actually a corporation, and power-hungry Rebecca Howe was the new manager. Sam, being Sam, tried to score with his new boss, but Rebecca was more interested in her boss, Evan Drake.

In the meantime, Carla married once again, this time to hockey player Eddie LeBec and became the mother of twins (raising the total of her brood to eight). Frasier found love of his own of a sort in frosty psychiatrist Dr. Lillith Sternin, and the two were also married in the 1987-88 season.

With Rebecca in the office, the sexual tension was just as high as during the Diane years, and Cheers became an even bigger hit, the #1 show of the 1990-91 season. Sam eventually bought back Cheers, Rebecca (now a barmaid) moved on to new mark Robin Colcord (a corporate raider), Carla once more became a single mother when Eddie was run over by a Zamboni, Frasier and Lillith became parents, then divorced, and Woody married long-time girlfriend Kelly Gaines.

The changes kept the characters growing, but the bar dynamic hadnt changed much since 1982. Sam was still a lecher, Carla still spat fire, Norm and Cliff still spouted one-liners from their permanent barstools, Woody filled the dumb guy role, and Rebecca brought a spirit of shallow ditziness to the proceedings.

Cheers was a consistent ratings smash, but lead actor Ted Danson (Sam) decided to leave the show after the 1992-93 season. Rather than continue on without him, the shows producers decided to send Cheers out in style, leading up to an extravagant finale in the summer of 93. Diane returned for one more near-marriage, the gang got together to smoke a few stogies, and Sam shut the lights out and closed the door of his beloved bar, delivering the exit line, Were closed.

The series finale was the top-ranked show of the year, and Cheers has remained an evergreen favorite in syndication, serving up frothy laughs for years to come. Cheers is the greatest television show of all time.