12-21-03- Site Closed baby.
12-19-03- It's my sweet 16!! Eh, who gives a shit :)
11-29-03- Christ, I'm looking at some of these articles such as my favorite movies and scareist movies, and they aren't anything like they are now. The times they are a-changin'. later...
11-28-03- Wow, it's been a long time since I've worked on this site, I might put up a new article soon! later...
6-31-03- Another new one up. It's another set of people connected to George Lucas. Also, due to some technical difficulties, Airborneturtle may not be updated for a while. later...
6-30-03- New article up! later...
6-29-03- Nothing today either. later...
6-27-03- Nothing today either. later...
6-25-03- I fixed the birthday article. later...
6-24-03- New article up! It's a review of my 2nd birthday. later...
6-23-03- Nothing today. later...
6-21-03- Well it's 1:15 in the morning so it's officially the 21st. I'm wide awake and I am extremely bored so I posted a new article. later...
6-20-03- New article up despite my previous remarks. later...
6-20-03- Nothing today either. I need to find more pictures for that gallery of celebs wearing helmets.
Movies I watched Today: Terminator 2: Judgement Day. later...
6-19-03- Nothing today.
Movies I watched Today: The Terminator, The Lost World: Jurassic Park. later...
6-18-03- Schooooooool's out for the summer!!! Yipeekyay!!! New article up.
Movies I watched Today: An American Werewolf in London. later...
6-15-03- Well I posted a new article last night, and I'll probably post one today.
Movies I watched Today: An American Werewolf in London. later...
6-14-03- Maybe an article alter today.
Movies I watched Today: Misery, Animal House. later...
6-13-03- Happy Friday the 13th! Today is the ultimate Friday the 13th because Jason was born on June 13th. Maybe an article later tonight.
Movies I watched Today: High Noon, Friday the 13th, The Even Stevens Movie. later...
6-11-03- Nothing today. I have finals tomorrow so I hafta spend a lot of time NOT studying. Eh, maybe I'll post something...
Movies I watched Today: None. later...
6-10-03- Nothing today. I'm way too lazy...
Movies I watched Today: Sleepaway Camp, Fast Times At Ridgemont High. later...
6-9-03- Nothing today.
Movies I watched Today: None. later...
6-8-03- New article up! Sorry about the delay.
Movies I watched Today: Gargoyles: The Movie, Candyman.
later...
6-7-03- Sorry I'm not posting a lot but I'm been really busy. I promise one by this tomorrow. :)
Movies I watched Today: Toy Story, Jurassic Park, Space Jam.
later...
6-6-03- Sorry I'm not posting a lot but I'm been really busy. I promise one by this weekend. :)
Movies I watched Today: None. later...
6-5-03- Sorry I'm not posting a lot but I'm been really busy. I promise one by this weekend. :)
Movies I watched Today: None. later...
6-4-03- Sorry I'm not posting a lot but I'm been really busy. I promise one by this weekend. :)
Movies I watched Today: None. later...
6-3-03- Nothing today either.
Movies I watched Today: Fast Times At Ridgemont High. later...
6-2-03- Nothing today either.
Movies I watched Today: Fast Times At Ridgemont High. later...
6-2-03- Nothing today.
Movies I watched Today: Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Friday the 13th. later...
6-1-03- Well today's June 1st, and to celebrate it, I'm going to do absolutly nothing!
Movies I watched Today: The Lion King, Fast Times At Ridgemont High
later...
5-30-03- Maybe something later tonight. later...
5-27-03- Nothing today. later...
5-26-03- I accidently posted the SW/SS article twice so I replaced one with something new. later...
5-25-03- More Doublemint Gum. later...
5-25-03- New article up. It's a short one I just put together in like ten minutes. later...
5-24-03- Nothing today, I got way too much stuff to do. later...
5-23-03- Two articles up! Double the pleasure, double the fun! later...
5-22-03- Nothing today. later...
5-21-03- Maybe I'll post an article later today but guess what; today is the birthday of Mr.T (of Wrestlemania, Rocky 3, and A-Team fame), Judge Reinhold (of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Gremlins fame), and Ashlie Brillault (of Lizzie McGuire fame). Tell me this isn't the ultimate day of celebrity birthdays. later...
5-20-03- Well, today is Cheers Day but it's not a very happy one. I was unable to get the DVD, a teacher at my shcool passed away, and my dad's company was downsized and his position was eliminated, so he is currently jobless. later...
5-19-03- Nothing today, but tomorrow is Cheers Day in Massachusetts and the complete first season is finally going to be available on DVD!!! later...
5-18-03- Nothing today. Hidey Ho. later...
5-17-03- New article up! It's one that I've wanted to post for a while so there you go. later...
5-16-03- I put my hair up in pigtails today and went downtown, so I didn't have enough time to post anything, so expect something tomorrow. later...
5-15-03- New article up. later...
5-14-03- Nothing today. You're seeing somewhat of a pattern here, right? Good. later...
5-13-03- Nothing today. later...
5-12-03- Nothing today. later...
5-11-03- It's 1:22 AM so it's officially the eleventh of May. New article up. later...
5-10-03- New article posted. Enjoy! later...
5-9-03- I'm sick today and I don't feel like posting anything, so there! hardy har har har. later...
5-8-03- The Lizzie McGuire Movie is currently the number 1 comedy in America, number 2 in the box office! It looks like we'll be seeing that ABC spin-off! later...
5-7-03- Nothing today either. later...
5-6-03- Nothing today, and this time I really mean it. How sweet. Get it? No? Okay. later...
5-5-03- Well part of that huge thing that I wrote is posted, more will definitly be added. later...
5-4-03- Nothing Today. But I am in the process of something huge so stay tuned. later...
5-3-03- I saw The Lizzie McGuire last night with my good friend Connor and it was fuuckingradboskinaering awesome. I promise a review as soon as it comes out on video. later...
5-1-03- Nothing today, but tomorrow THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE MATINEE!!!!! later...
4-30-03- I fixed the character article. peace..
4-29-03- Nothing today, I'll fix that character list tonight if I have time. later...
4-28-03- New article up. later... Wait, When I was typing "later" I accidently put the "A" before the "L" so it said "alter". Isn't that nuts? later and/or alter...
4-27-03- Nothing today, I'm too busy. later...
4-26-03- Eh, maybe something later today. later...
4-25-03- Nothing today but I bought a few movies today so I'll tell you which ones I got. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (I've been waiting for MY Suncoast to get it in stock), House (great movie), Tarzan of the Apes (the original 1917 silent version, hey c'mon it was only 49 cents), Christmas Evil (a christams classic... NOT), and Silent Night Bloody Night (never seen it but it was on a double DVD with Christmas Evil andd it looks likea horrible movie, so I had to buy it). later...
4-24-03- New article up. Not much but it's something. later...
4-23-03- I finally fixed that Lizzie article. later...
It's a little slide show made by our friends over at The Diabolical starring yours truly! later...
4-20-03- I'll fix that Lizzie article later today. Happy Easter and 420!!! later...
4-19-03- Some of my Lizzie article got deleted so I'll restore it later, maybe not today though. I also changed the Andre Eating Honeycombs picture to one of me and this site. later...
4-18-03- Today marks the day of our 50th article! later...
4-16-03- More pictures added to the wrestling article. later...
4-15-03- New article up! later...
4-14-03- Nothing today, but in the near future you can expect an article on the good years of WWF. later...
4-13-03- The Top 10 is up. later...
4-12-03- Well, well, well, today our first contest ends with no winners. I was sent a total of thirteen e-mails with all incorrect answers. The answer was: Uncle Elmer. He was a former pro-wrestler. Anyway I was watching tv the other night and I swear that I saw Jerry Van Dyke of Coach fame, on a Big Lots commercial. How could Jerry stoop so low? I dunno, but part five will be available by tonight so stay tuned. later...
4-11-03- I'm going to finish part four today but I won't start on five till tomorrow. The contest ends tomorrow too so send in those submissions! later...
4-10-03- I might do part four tonight if I'm bored. later...
4-9-03- I'm taking a break from writing today. later...
4-8-03- The third part of my favorite movies is up. later...
4-7-03- The second part of my favorite movies is up. later...
4-6-03- Eh, I've decided to post something today anyway. It's the first part of a chain of articles concerning my favorite movies. later...
4-6-03- Nothing today but send in some submissions to my contest. later...
4-5-03- A new section of Airborneturtle is up, THE CONTESTS section. It is located below the updates. So check it out phool. later...
4-4-03- Nothing today but you can mos def expect something tomorrow. later...
4-3-03- When I was young I use' to wait
On massa an' hand him his plate
An' pass de bottle when he got dry
An' brush away de blue-tail fly
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Ol' Massa's gone away
One day he ride aroun' de farm
De flies so num'rous they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on de thigh
De devil take de blue-tail fly!
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Ol' Massa's gone away
De pony run, he jump he pitch
He threw my Massa in de ditch
He died an' de jury wondered why
De verdict was de blue-tail fly
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Ol' Massa's gone away
They lay him under a simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see --
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie --
Victim of de blue-tail fly."
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Jimmie crack corn an' I don't care
Ol' Massa's gone away
Nada today. later...
4-2-03- Nothing today. later...
4-1-03- New article up so check it out. later...
3-31-03- Four words, read my newest posts. Note: Read Part 1 before Part 2. later...
3-30-03- Eh, I decided to post some stuff today anyway. Plus a new section is on it's way! The contests section. later...
3-30-03- No articles today, but I am working on a list of my Top 60 Favorite Movies so don't touch that dial. later...
3-29-03- I'm not in the mood to write anything because I lost in a swamp today. later...
3-28-03- Some time in the near future I am going to add more info to my newest article, but until then I posted a new one for your reading pleasure. not peace; war...
3-27-03- I wrote a new article, not much but... you know. not peace; war...
3-26-03- No articles today. not peace; war...
3-24-03- I posted a new article so check it out. not peace; war...
3-23-03- Ya know what? I AM going to post an article today. not peace; war...
3-23-03- No articles today!!!! Har har har har har... not peace; war...
3-22-03- Sorry I didn't update yesterday but I decided to go to Korea for a day. I wrote a new article too, so read it. not peace; war...
3-20-03- I'm going to add some more stuff to my Things That Annoy Me article in the near future. not peace; war...
3-19-03- Well I published my newest article on horror movies. I hope you enjoy it. not peace; war...
3-18-03- Sorry guys but boiling children just isn't my cup of tea...peace...
3-17-03- In honor of St. Patty's Day, I'm going to change my normal green font to green!!! Oh, and by the way--- You know how some popsicle sticks have jokes on them? Well the box of pops that I bought have backwards jokes! They give the answers so that you have to eat the popsicle to find out what the question is! To make matters worse the jokes make no sense whatsoever. Here's one that I got:
Q: What is your wildest favorite song?
A: "Merrily We Roll Along"
What the Ferdinand is going on??? First of all how would they know that my Wildest Favorite song was "Merrily We Roll Along". Second of all that's not a joke, it's just a question that they guessed wrong. peace...
3-16-03- Today I watched the movie in which I called the scariest movie I've ever seen (Just Before Dawn) for the first time in about ten months and I realized that it's not as scary as I recalled. So in the next few days, I'm going to post an article including the Top 25 scariest movies that I've ever seen. peace...
3-15-03- Today I went to this little local collectibles store called Harrison's Comics and Collectibles. I bought an old issue of Fangoria, six 50 cent comics, six He-Man episodes on tape, a vintage Prune Face figure, and the Japanese Uncut X-Rated Version of Friday the 13th. So all in all, I had a pretty good day, but don't expect any articles. peace...
3-14-03- I'm not going to write any articles tonight. peace...
3-13-03- I added some new pics to my Cheers site, so check out the Pictures section. Also, on the main page I included a link to my original Cheers site. Yipee!!!!!!!!! peace...
3-12-03- I'm staying home from school today because all of the freshman girls are going on some self-defense field trip. What's the point of going to school if there's no girls. School really isn't for eduacation, it's just an excuse for us guys to see some thong slippage or something. Well I have nothing better to do but add pictures to my "Things That Annoy Me" article. peace...
3-11-03- I am so pissed off. My computer is so slow! I've tried to update over the past six days but noooooo, my computer has to take three billion hours to load and then once it does the screen says This Page Cannot Be Displayed, so finally here is an update. But it did redeem itself by... well... It didn't do anything. Read my newest article and find out why something redeemed it. peace...
3-4-03- I have a huge project to do so I can't write any articles tonight. :( peace...
3-2-03- You can expect that Florida review by the end of the year. Sorry but I have a ton of other stuff in mind. peace...
3-1-03- It's here, it's finally here, although it's not complete, it's here! peace...
2-28-03- It's still coming...........peace...
2-27-03- I'm going to disregard all that "chilhood is coming" shit for one update because I'd like to share with you all an e-mail which was sent to me regarding my Power Rangers episode review. Whoah I just used disregard and regard in the same sentance, el doubley for that one! Well here's the e-mail:
Yes. I noticed your review of that highly disturbing
Power Rangers deal, witht he clown what makes people
into cardboard cutouts. While that issue was covered
in a thorough and satisfactory manner, I feel you
failed to address one thing wrong with this show. So
very wrong.
In this visual aid:
(https://airborneturtle.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pr8.jpgwe see one of the "Puttie" creatures, full of clowney
badness. Now, perhaps you were merely trying to spare
the innocence of the world, but you forgot to address
the horror that is Mr. Puttie's batch of doom. Yes,
that is the mother of all buffalow shots if ever I've
seen one. I think this should be pointed out, if only
as a warning to all those unaware of the terror lying
beneath the seemingly innocent surface of this
clown-filled, poorly concieved assault on mine and
everyone else's sanity. Mmmyep.
(http://www.geocities.com/funnyjenkins ) may also
provide further educational value in regards to the
evil that are clowns.
That is all. Go home now. peace...
2-27-03- My childhood is coming......... peace...
2-26-03- It's coming......... peace...
2-25-03- Sorry my internet was screwed up yesterday so I coudn't update. Well I don't really have much to say anyway. peace...
2-23-03- Well you can expect that Florida review by the end of the month because I have alot of other things in mind. peace...
2-22-03- I'm Baaaaaaaaaack!!! Wow, ten days without an update. I was going through updatation withdrawl. Coming soon is a review of (that's right folks) Florida. I can't believe I'm going to update a frigging state. peace...
2-12-03- This my last update for a week. Now I know your probably saying "Son of a postal carrier!" But I have an excuse. I'm going to Florida over February Vacation, harharhar. So see ya in a week. peace...
2-11-03- I added a new article on reality shows, I hope you like it. peace...
2-11-03- My internet's been screwed up for the past few days so I coudn't update Airborneturtle, sorry about that. peace...
2-6-03- Wow, two articles and two updates today too! You people are lucking out big time. peace...
2-6-03- As you can see I wrote a new article. Check it out, it's on my top 30 favorite episodes of Cheers, as I promised you last night. peace...
2-5-03- Wow, two articles in one day, now two updates in one day! You people are lucky today... I will now promise all of you a list of my favorite Cheers episodes from Give Me a Ring Sometime to One for the Road. Speaking of Cheers, it's on in four minutes so I gotta go. peace...
2-5-03- Finally, I posted that Power Rangers episode review! I'm sorry that you had to wait that grueling six days. I might write some more swankilicious shindig later today peace...
2-4-03- I think I might actually do something today!!!Check back later for that episode!!! peace...
2-3-03- Hey kiddies, I'm sick today so I'm not in the mood to write anything. Excuses, excuses. I know... peace...
2-2-03 - Sorry guys, I've been pretty busy lately. I've been doing all kinds of stuff including some voting on TV Tome. And I know... I know that I've been saying that I'm going to do that episode for three days, so hopefully I might have it posted by nine tonight. I don't update past nine because Cosby Show and Cheers are on Nick @ Nite. peace...
2-1-03- Hey everyone, I'm not sure if I'm going to write an article today, but keep your hopes up. Maybe later tonight you can expect that Power Rangers episode. hmmmm Oh and by the way, if you haven't checked out my Links section for a while, click on the HI-C picture for my friend Charlie's site. peace...
1-31-03- Well, as you have probably already seen, I wrote a new article last night at around 8:30. So now you can expect the Powa Rangaz episode and the Sci-Fi movie over the next couple of days. Also due to my laziness, when I show Raven's and my Scores (out of a possible ten), I will no longer include pictures of us. HAIRLINE TRUMPET! peace...
1-30-03- Hello world, this is our first update... I've been pretty busy for the past two days so I haven't really had the time to contribute to Airborneturtle, but coming soon will be three articles about the extremely strange items that I found in my closet, a Power Rangers episode and one of the worst Sci-Fi movies I've ever seen. Sooner or later I would also like to review The Star Wars Holiday Special but I'll have to wait until the right time and place like sometime when I can't think of anything else to write about. peace...
