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12-21-03 I Don't Know Why You Say... Hello. I Say Goodbye
6-31-03 The Six Degrees Of George Lucas Challenge! Second Edition
6-30-03 The Six Degrees Of George Lucas Challenge!
6-24-03 My 2nd Birthday Reviewed!
6-21-03 A Nightmare on Elm Street Review Part 2
6-21-03 A Nightmare on Elm Street Review Part 1
6-21-03 Sgt. Slaughter Joins The Ranks Of G.I. Joe!!!
6-20-03 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sewer Playset
6-18-03 Celebrities Wearing Helmets Gallery
6-15-03 Star Wars Figures You Never Knew Existed!
6-14-03 Infomercial Hell
6-8-03 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Wacky Action Figures
5-25-03 Star Wars Meets Sesame Street
5-25-03 Pepsi Dance
5-25-03 Zucchini... What's It Good For?
5-23-03 Star Wars Takes On SMOKING - plus more old commercials!
5-23-03 Golden Girls Take A Trip Down Memory Lane...
5-17-03 The Star Wars Holiday Special w/ Downloads!
5-15-03- A Wise Man's Quotes
5-11-03 Ice Cream Baby Provides Us All With Endless Nightmares
5-10-03 Little Known Facts About The Star Wars Trilogy
5-5-03 Random Ramblings Part 1
4-28-03 The Top 26 Coolest Movie Characters
4-24-03 A Buncha Otha Movies I Lika
4-18-03 Get to Know Lizzie McGuire
4-15-03 Good Times with the World Wrestling Federation
4-13-03 My Top 60 Favorite Movies 10-1
4-12-03 My Top 60 Favorite Movies 20-11
4-10-03 My Top 60 Favorite Movies 30-21
4-8-03 My Top 60 Favorite Movies 40-31
4-7-03 My Top 60 Favorite Movies 50-41
4-6-03 My Top 60 Favorite Movies 60-51
4-1-03 A New Start for Airborneturtle
3-31-03 He-Man in the Secret of the Sword Special Part 2
3-31-03 He-Man in the Secret of the Sword Special Part 1
3-30-03 A Review of Child's Play 2 ... Hey, That Rhymes
3-30-03 Cha Chet
3-28-03 Dino-Riders: The First Episode
3-27-03 My New and Improved Profile Thingy
3-24-03 Come Forward My Young Ninja Accountant
3-23-03 The Trix Conspiracy
3-22-03 Things That Annoy Me Part Deux
3-19-03 Revised Top 25 Scariest Movies
3-11-03 Hey Google, I Love You...
3-1-03 Memories, Or Something Like It...
2-11-03 Reality Shows, When Will They Die?
2-6-03 Things That Annoy Me
2-6-03 My Top 30 Favorite Episodes of Cheers
2-5-03 Second Half of Leprechaun IV - Leprechaun In Space
2-5-03 Review of Leprechaun IV - Leprechaun In Space
2-4-03 Power Rangers Episode: No Clowning Around
1-30-03 Is This The End Of Life Itself, Or Will It Just Make Our Lives A Living Hell
1-28-03 Review of The Killer Shrews
1-26-03 Within the Woods: The Evil Dead Prequel
1-26-03 The Story of Ricky Review
1-25-03 Up From The Depths Review
1-25-03 Chris Butterfield: Fact or Fiction?
1-23-03 Star Wars On The Muppet Show
1-22-03 Power Rangers: Alpha's Magical Christmas!
1-21-03 AIM "Shortcuts"... What do they really mean?
1-20-03 Scary Polish Ewok Bootlegs and More!
1-19-03 Thirteen Things That'll Make You Say WTF?!?
1-19-03 Star Wars: The Cereal
1-15-03 Deleted Scenes From The Star Wars Trilogy !
1-15-03 The Top Ten Greatest TV Shows Eva! Part 2
1-14-03 The Top Ten Greatest TV Shows Eva! Part 1
1-13-03 Thundercats Episode Review: All That Glitters
1-9-03 Star Wars Meets Burger Chef
1-8-03 Top 14 Best Vintage Star Wars Figures
1-7-03 The Smurfs Christmas Special
12-31-02 Top 10 Scariest Movies
12-20-02- Mac and Me Review
12-19-02 About the Makers
12-19-02- A Review of Planet of the Dinosaurs
5-15-03- A Wise Man's Quotes

THE MANY QUOTES OF JJ: YES... ZESTY

"premature newborns are marionettes"

"at least she doesnt have a FAT bush or whatever the consequences shall be"

(laughing and saying) "160, it needs to change... communty service hell"

"are you done with the cocoa crispies? no he's talking to lizzie mcguire"

"plastic cups, you can't live without them, you can't live without them"

"i'm miraculous, but i am intimidated by copy centers"

"open my toaster to let the aired out gazelle in"

"every two months i drop the drain, it could've been worse... your invited!"

"i'm running for president of cancun, barry burbank is a silly boy, oh hey barry what's up!"

"keebler elves make good sandwiches"

"do you want to come over and smoke some senior citzens"

"ronny croked like sick children, stop! you ruined my hardware"

"hello"

"do you smell wedlock, i have a handful of cave"

"i'm an irish wizard"

"my canyon just sat down"

"cigarettes are like leaping harold, they can take the pain, but just cannot gasp"

"black communities are awesome like the radio"

"i am a critically acclaimed grandmother"