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I hate reality shows, even when they were "new", I didn't really like them. I actually watched the two first Survivors and Big Brothers but now I regret it. I watched them when I could've been watching better, more entertaining shows such as infomercials and the Home Shopping Network.
All of you people reading this article have heard of Survivor. I'm pretty sure that Survior 6 is going to start tomorrow night. I can see people watching the first Survivor for the pure joy of seeing doctors building bowling alleys and fat naked gay guys but after the third one, CBS killed it. But even though they killed it, they still didn't kill it because you people are still watching them. My whole family sat around and watched every single Survivor while I was in my room either watching old Denver the Last Dinosaur tapes or smelling my Ninja Turtle figures to see that even if they were ten years old, they could still have a new toy smell to them. Mondo Gecko has a pretty interesting smell.
 Big Brother was almost as popular as Survivor. With three seasons to date, Big Brother was probably my favorite of all the reality shows and the only one that I actually enjoyed watching for the sheer delight of watching women call men cowards as they cleaned the toilets with their toothbrushes and a snaggletoothed lunatic from New York try to slit a girls throat. His reply to that was " I was just kissen' the gouill ". Still after three of 'em it still gets really annoying.
Well, well, well. If it isn't the Amazing Race. This one's got three seasons too, but it's not about hidden cameras and Julie Chen. It's about fat bald friends, running up alot of stairs, losers winning shit on Rosie, and fat bald friends. Need I say more...
Now we got our pimpin' single guy or pimpin' single girl shows. The Bachelor is one of the more annoying reality shows. All it's about is a bunch of ladies who want to marry some guy. The first show was totally stupid becuse the guy never even married the winner. There's also a spin-off cleverly named The Bachelorette which is the same thing as The Bachelor but with guys trying to get a girl. Now I have to deal with Joe Millionaire, which is Fox's answer to The Bachelor... Jesus Christ...
Jesus: Yes?
Hey Jesus, do you mind? I'm in the middle of an article here! Jesus...
Arrgh... Well, also in the worlds of reality television we have Meet My Folks which is just a television version rip-off of the popular comedy Meet the Parents. The Mole which is about a bunch of people who don't trust each other, while the creaters of Fear Factor have a vomit fetish.
Don't even get me started on The Anna Nicole Show... Good God...
Jesus: What do you want?????
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