ERadicalEdward: You've made an ugly mistake, Jack Johnson!

airborneturtle13: ah but the slimiest

airborneturtle13: mr cornell, do you want to play poker in my garden with your uncles?

ERadicalEdward: Me and Mike went to Waterville Valley this weekend

ERadicalEdward: And

ERadicalEdward: The first night

ERadicalEdward: We spent an hour sitting on the elevator floor and playing cards

airborneturtle13: did anyone come in while u were in the middle of doing it

ERadicalEdward: Yes

airborneturtle13: did u keep playin?

ERadicalEdward: Yeah

airborneturtle13: thats what i like to hear mr peterson

ERadicalEdward: Well then greasy cow

airborneturtle13: do you enjoy yogurt or self service gas stations

ERadicalEdward: Self service all the way, Overlord

airborneturtle13: im one of the few, the many, the milkmen supremes

ERadicalEdward: A bale of cotton is my munster

ERadicalEdward: Ho ho ho

airborneturtle13: i smell resame

ERadicalEdward: What a revelation!

ERadicalEdward: I wreek like sesame bulldog

airborneturtle13: u want to beat my 7 sons? what?

ERadicalEdward: I want to trade you a pickled couch for your toupe

airborneturtle13: but the lovliest indulgences

airborneturtle13: look at me mom, im a weapons inspecter

airborneturtle13: i created fire, draw me

ERadicalEdward: I wear cheese for leaderhosen

ERadicalEdward: And I whip cows with a garden hose

ERadicalEdward: Because I am the one!

airborneturtle13: yes i own a secret colony of cheerleader nazi's! whats it to u?

ERadicalEdward: But we only serve the finest Nazis, under glass and on the rocks. And you may have pro shoes, but the goatee is mine

airborneturtle13: sir, may i tell you that you have the lovliest nipple removers, complete with a potato sack race and gnome removal

airborneturtle13: yes, i have fins

ERadicalEdward: Ah, but of course. The circus is yours, but if you don't give me the 3 champion pigs, I might blow a classroom window

ERadicalEdward: I'll have a child finger sandwich

airborneturtle13: I AM A SINGING, RUNNING, BLEEDING, FISHY FOX

ERadicalEdward: I like to eat, eat, eat, babies in pajamas

airborneturtle13: i knew that you ripped off my florist, i knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

airborneturtle13: boiling enforcers is my cup of tea

ERadicalEdward: But your cup of tea is a bad idea for a system of government

ERadicalEdward: I suggest baking potatos in a large tub of gasoline

airborneturtle13: well, i am an inuit, an inuit who owns a stealth bomber

ERadicalEdward: Well, greasy my railing and call me slappy!

airborneturtle13: dont make me block your parents from my digestive track

ERadicalEdward: Excuse me sir, can I have a pint of pig shavings?

airborneturtle13: youngblood peter? is that you? no its just rose, rose the doctress

ERadicalEdward: I declare you rotten!

airborneturtle13: i declare u possesed and a farming survivor

airborneturtle13: i knew i shouldve fixed to dancing with terrance and ignorant memories

ERadicalEdward: Oh, but only the best radio vestibules are pessessed

ERadicalEdward: Possessed^

ERadicalEdward: Ignorance is underwear

ERadicalEdward: I, myself, like Haines

airborneturtle13: fallopian tubes is my life, not my profession

airborneturtle13: babalon brb

ERadicalEdward: l

ERadicalEdward: k^

airborneturtle13: back with my liver in the icebox

ERadicalEdward: Chimpy, my flightless tucan, likes to eat broken glass

ERadicalEdward: So how's that for a sports car?

airborneturtle13: annie mitchell is lovely not a zookeeper

ERadicalEdward: Well Eisenhower my showerhead

airborneturtle13: i love democracy, i love the 50s

ERadicalEdward: 50? I'll show YOU 50!

airborneturtle13: no, youll show me ear surgery

ERadicalEdward: Ho ho HO, what a retort for a man that eats muddy danish!

airborneturtle13: oh, so u are the dirtiest band wagon this side of eurasis

ERadicalEdward: My lights flicker only when your shoes reach the Tigris

airborneturtle13: 44 bottles of grandma in my childrens books

airborneturtle13: yes i won an award, an award of sins

ERadicalEdward: My swollen eyebrow has a bone to pick with your glasses case

airborneturtle13: but the lonliest

ERadicalEdward: What? Kyle? Did you say mother?

airborneturtle13: i eat kyle for brunch

ERadicalEdward: I eat trees for fun

airborneturtle13: i eat trees for erica

ERadicalEdward: Erica is my scalp protecor

airborneturtle13: erica is my chemically created harrisburg chimney with exploited specialists and super kitten loafers

ERadicalEdward: But my leather antennae is nothing compared to Jimmy's projector consuming guitar flinger

airborneturtle13: o

airborneturtle13: redneck nuns, ah nothing but a brigade

ERadicalEdward: Aunts who play Canasta blindfolded at midnight are my bane

airborneturtle13: my mother stands bloody

airborneturtle13: dart guns are fun, but only withs amll children around

ERadicalEdward: But of course, tossed beef chili

airborneturtle13: cooper????

ERadicalEdward: My toilet seat has a mind of its own

airborneturtle13: my tiolet studys a dead language

ERadicalEdward: The language of what? FECES?

airborneturtle13: well ill be damned with greasy beasts

airborneturtle13: nothing but the hospital millitary

ERadicalEdward: Sap sucking boars are the best TV

ERadicalEdward: Ah, but I wish windmills would grind babies

airborneturtle13: i line my sisters up in a row, then shoot them with wood chips and chocolaty fun

ERadicalEdward: Oh yeah? Well I smite ants with my powerfull foam teeth

airborneturtle13: my social security number is your family and friut cellar

ERadicalEdward: But my pawn is a checkered trout!

airborneturtle13: prisoners of austrian panamaranic pointy smiles

airborneturtle13: cotton pastors? never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ERadicalEdward: My aerial shoe melter can give you a great bargain on sour bread!

airborneturtle13: would you like to join me in a hearty game of toejam football

ERadicalEdward: But of course, Huebner

airborneturtle13: eva was right, u do smuggle graham crackers of flaming granite in my lumber yard

ERadicalEdward: Brb, Jake

airborneturtle13: learn some more about my debut

Auto response from ERadicalEdward: Somewhere around the house. Call me. 978-887-5795.

-Chris

airborneturtle13: ok loo bampro

airborneturtle13: helter skelter and watson are playing in my swingset

ERadicalEdward: Well my cobra flowers are only growing on the finest pimple hills

ERadicalEdward: And your jellybean may NOT tread on my disclosure

airborneturtle13: my lamp collection just a blood transfusion, do you enjoy panama

airborneturtle13: mini vans are unsafe and fantastic in arabian pillow bloodbaths

airborneturtle13: jobe, not only a singer

ERadicalEdward: Oh, the horror of a naked japanese woman bathing two year grape juice!

airborneturtle13: yes i would nice a cup of goblet and a goblet of invasion

ERadicalEdward: That's how it is in the australian mob, you see

airborneturtle13: you are nothing but an umbrella clinic who hits balls at sargeants

ERadicalEdward: Lizard toes are my expertice, Louise

airborneturtle13: does my secret service smell nice?

airborneturtle13: i have a fiber island of cry

airborneturtle13: after all i am a crying homosapien

ERadicalEdward: Clowns taste best when cooked medium rare on a platter of destruction

airborneturtle13: ill give you 50 grand for tropical grownups and elections are a sexual must

airborneturtle13: brb i dont fit in with harriets kids

ERadicalEdward: Kill Harriet and the rest of her hateful family

airborneturtle13: and my bloated democracy thanks you gretaly

airborneturtle13: brb

ERadicalEdward: Then run off with me to Austria so we can run a human sausage factory

ERadicalEdward: k

airborneturtle13: i replace that with a clip of my niece simon getting her ankles removed

ERadicalEdward: I'll buy those ankles with a jar of deceit

airborneturtle13: british transformers are misunderstood

airborneturtle13: suach is the enemy, the mother chimp

ERadicalEdward: Suach? Ach! Yumack!

airborneturtle13: willosn park is just before bombs

airborneturtle13: yes? i own waterfalls in eastern champagne

ERadicalEdward: But bombs are the one thing that keep me on the brink of happy bread crusts

ERadicalEdward: Quick

ERadicalEdward: Those aren't waterfalls

airborneturtle13: brink, shmink, who needs renold when u got family by your side

ERadicalEdward: They are actually pools of feet gas

ERadicalEdward: My organ hurts

airborneturtle13: disgruntled factories, i watched my grandfather be suffocated by your great aunts bean dip

ERadicalEdward: Can you toot it for me?

airborneturtle13: yes ma'am

airborneturtle13: but i will die with no message but hatred for walrus grackers

airborneturtle13: im an octopuses boondock

airborneturtle13: toes ahoy

airborneturtle13: with merit and newfound ghosts

airborneturtle13: don't be silly nina, im a jerk movement with salsa bionic whores

airborneturtle13: lurking in the dusk, i am nothing but the musk

airborneturtle13: bite my pythagorean